Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity!
Federal Express is now called FedEx.
When I retire I'll be a FedEx ex.
But if I'm an officer when I retire, I'll be an ex Fedex Exec.
Then after a divorce, my ex-wife will be an ex FedEx exec's ex.
If I rejoin FedEx in time, I'd be an ex ex FedEx exec.
When we remarry, my wife will be an ex ex FedEx exec's ex.

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity!
- A twister of twists once twisted a twist;
 A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;
 If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,
 The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.

Todays Inspirational Quote.
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity! There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity!
4 Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.
My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.
Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?
Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Todays Inspirational Quote. "Well done is better than well said."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)