Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog, if a groundhog could hog ground!

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!
How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!
Bill had a billboard. Bill also had a board bill. The billboard bored Bill so Bill sold the billboard to pay for the board bill.

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!
A canner exceedingly canny,
One morning remarked to his granny,
A canner can can,
Anything that he can,
But a canner can't can a can; can he? http://ping.fm/WovG6

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!

A sad story about Nobody!
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody, when Nobody did, what Anybody could have done.

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!

Dick had a dog, the dog dug, the dog dug deep, how deep did Dick's dog dig?
Dick had a duck, the duck dived, the duck dived deep, how deep did Dick's duck dive?
Dick's duck dived as deep as Dick's dog dug!

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak slowly and with Clarity!

Betty Botter bought some butter, but the butter Betty Botter bought was bitter. So Betty Botter bought some better butter to make the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better. But instead of the better butter Betty Botter bought making the bitter butter Betty Botter bought better, the bitter butter Betty Botter bought made the better butter Betty Botter bought bitter!