Friday, May 28, 2010

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity! Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
"Boo!" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Todays Inspirational Quote. "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

Monday, May 24, 2010

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity! Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
Todays Inspirational Quote. "A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity! To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock
 in a pestilential prison with a life long lock 
awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock 
from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
Todays Inspirational Quote. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Todays Diction Lesson. Speak with Clarity! There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.